“Black Leather Energy: Even My Cat Hates Me Now”
「Warning: May disrupt local peace with pure style.」
$39.90
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🔍 Product Disclosure

👉 Joy, tension release... maybe a new dimension. 🚀

👍 Adults with a pulse & at least one horny nerve ending need apply. ❤️

🙀 Side effects: Shaking, screaming, 3AM ex texts. 📱  



⚠ Safety first. Freak always.

🐥 Toy, lube, that unnameable thing — use it clean, use it keen, don’t fight biology. 💧

🤔 Pleasure’s sacred.Your body? Even more so. Treat it like legend-grade hardware. 💕



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The styles include: black bodysuit + black rabbit ear mask.

🦆 Oh hey, curious about more? We’ve got plenty of surprises. Don’t be shy, the Duck is always happy to chat! 🦆💬

Message the Duck to find out what we’ve got hidden for you. 🦆🔒

QUACK! QUACK!
ONCE YOU QUACK, YOU COMMIT!

💸 Once you quack, there’s no turning back. We don’t do returns — these toys are intimate, and that’s just hygiene.    BUT… if your duck arrives broken, leaking, or missing a wing — we got you. Just hit us up. 🦆
📦 Your order will arrive in a plain, discreet package — no logos, no weird names. What's inside? That’s between you and the Duck .🦆We respect your privacy.✨