
Are you LEGALLY horny… or just BIOLOGICALLY delusional?
You must be 18+ to enter — no exceptions for babies or bots. Like… old enough to delete your search history and your ex’s number, pay rent without whining,
and admit:“My therapist says this is healthier than repressing it.”
PS:Not sure if you're 18 yet?Call your mom. But don’t just blurt it out — ask nicely.