Freedom Is My Will!25 commoditysort by “Size Up the Heat, Lace Never Lies.” — Lady Liberty’s Secret”“Satin Satan’s Lingerie Sermon: Thou Shalt Slide into Chaos”“Karen’s Nightmare: This Outfit’s Gonna Get You Fired (In a Good Way)”“Nurse Ratched Wishlist: Inject Me with ‘No Fucks Given’”“Pearls Before Swine? Nah, Pearls Before Mine.” — Gatsby’s Ghost“Netflix & Chill? More Like ‘Neutralize Boredom & Commit Libel’”“Maid in Hell: Your Order’s a Side of ‘Bitch, I’m Fabulous’”“Missionary? I’m on a Mission to Make God Regret”“What’s Up, Doc? This Bunny Don’t Carrot All.”“Corset? More Like ‘Course I’m a Cult Leader’”“Tie-Dye? More Like ‘Tie-Me-Up & Watch Me Rise’”“Embroidered Apocalypse: Stitch Me Like a Suicide Note” / 3