“Big Chungus Energy™，Whoa, why you lookin' like a Cheeto dust particle?!”

“Long Story Short…I’m not just long—think ‘Texas steak that broke the grill’ thick. Yeehaw, now who’s gonna clean up the grease?”

“Long enough to be a tire iron in my trunk—betcha Karen won’t mess with this，Basic Instincts 2.0.”

“Yeah, they called me octopus sashimi—guess they’re just jelly I’m packing tentacle energy.”

“Mission: ImPLOWsible”

“Glowstick of Destiny，When the lights go out, the real show begins.”

“Bro, those dudes actually glow? Time to bring out our secret weapon—my mom’s old disco ball.”

“Same vibe, but they call me alien—guess being extra is a federal offense in their basic universe.”

“Double Trouble，oh，yeah！”

"Yo, y'all better chill—this is a public freak show, not a private rodeo!"

“She-Hulk’s Secret Weapon”

“Go-Go Spartans: Now in Extendo Mode—because even warriors need a little extra reach.”