Mission: ImPLOWsible

Yeah, they called me octopus sashimi—guess they’re just jelly I’m packing tentacle energy

Long enough to be a tire iron in my trunk—betcha Karen won’t mess with this，Basic Instincts 2.0

Long Story Short…I’m not just long—think ‘Texas steak that broke the grill’ thick. Yeehaw, now who’s gonna clean up the grease?

Big Chungus Energy™，Whoa, why you lookin' like a Cheeto dust particle?