Silicon Saboteur: Elsa the Byte Bimbo

Jurassic Justice: Ruth the T-Rex Terminator

Chonk Commander: Samuel the Zero-G Chub

Shroom Senator: Morrie the Trippy Tribune

Second Amendment Bunny: Judy the Semi-Automatic

White House Meow-se: Jimmy the Feline Stimulus

Earwig Agent: Sonic Bond 00-Purr

Bunny Bandit: Bonnie the Hop-n-roll Heist

Purr-tobia President: Punch the Meow-archy

Octo-Decorator: Eisenhower the Tentacle Trendsetter