Day 1
Dear Diary,
Today started like any other, until I saw it: the bath bomb glowing by itself. It almost looked like it was saying, “Duck Boss, if you don't shower today, you're doomed.” Well, I couldn't let a bath bomb control my life, so... boom! I blew it up. The scent that filled the air was like a five-star spa experience. I still think bath bombs are meant to be blown up, not used for bathing. I live for chaos, even when it comes to self-care.